there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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