didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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