Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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