OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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