ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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