How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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