Did you just see the Batmobile???
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
