So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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