I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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