You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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