You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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