): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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