16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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