dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize