i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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