But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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