um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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