i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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