at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Kiss
Puke
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
