she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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