so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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