I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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