no you cant smoke seaweed
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
