i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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