I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize