accomplished twins. life is a go
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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