so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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