i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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