I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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