just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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