it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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