I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Randomize
