I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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