Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so explain again why im purple
no
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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