Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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