I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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