We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
