Only a mothe r could love this liver
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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