So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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