ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
