my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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