1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
