I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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