Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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