Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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