Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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