That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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