is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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