in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
True strength comes from lack of pants
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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