i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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