She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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