btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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