im gay
i know
yea but for you.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
