Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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