I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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