I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Ketchup is God's man juice
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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