hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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