I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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