And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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