Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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